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Festive As F*ck Adult Christmas Colouring Book | 20 Funny Sweary Colouring Pages

Festive As F*ck Adult Christmas Colouring Book | 20 Funny Sweary Colouring Pages

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Leave my colouring book alone! 🎅🍷🤬 Our Festive As F*ck Colouring Book is the cheeky Christmas colouring book for grown-ups who need a bit of peace and quiet during the festive chaos.

Inside are 20 sweary Christmas colouring pages, each with a big bubble-letter slogan to colour, surrounded by festive scenes. You'll find gems like Merry Stressmas, Ho Ho Holy Sh*t, Festive Spirit? Pour Me One, Baubles, Bollocks & Christmas Cheer and Another Sh*t Joke Incoming. There's also Santa checking his list twice, that bloody elf making a mess again, the badly wrapped present and a reindeer who's had enough. Grab your pens, pour a drink and colour your way through the madness.

Please note: this book contains strong language and is intended for adults only.

Each design is printed on premium 160gsm thick card stock and is single-sided, so there isn't another colouring picture printed directly on the reverse.

The wirebound design makes the book easy to open and comfortable to colour, while sturdy 300gsm photo-card front and back covers help protect the pages inside.

Product Features:

  • 20 funny sweary Christmas colouring pages
  • Big bubble-letter slogans with festive scenes
  • Adults only – contains strong language
  • Premium 160gsm thick card stock
  • Single-sided colouring pages – great for pens and markers
  • Wirebound for easy colouring
  • 300gsm photo-card front and back covers
  • Relaxing screen-free stress relief
  • Perfect secret Santa gift or adult stocking filler

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